Bob Jr Monologue

Act 1

Scene 1 - Bob Jr. ’s Room

Bob Jr.’s -{Watching Youtube} Ugh, another ad. (Groans VERY loudly) ← Exaggerate if possible.

Iphone Advertisement- Presenting the all new Iphone 7, Bigger, bolder and better. This phone is the phone of your dreams.

Bob Jr. - That looks amazing! I want to...no...I MUST have that phone!

Bob Jr.- {To himself} Okay, how am I going to convince Mom and Dad to get me this new phone?

Bob Jr. - Well, my birthday is coming up. I think that they’ll buy it for me. (Grins)

Scene 2 - Living Room

{Bob Jr. walks down the stairs}

Bob Jr. {To himself}- Okay, I just have to convince them.

Bob Jr. - Mom, Dad can I ask you guys for something?

Mom - Sure, ask away.

Bob Jr. - {Inhales and exhales} The Iphone 7 is coming out in a

3...2…

Bob Jr. {Quickly scrolls down} It’s a….4.00! DAD IT’S A 4.00! THIS COUNTS AS A 4!

Dad - {Sighs} You never cease to amaze me. You got your phone, we’ll pre-order it tomorrow.

Act 2

Scene 1 - School Hallway

Bully 1 - ‘Sup dude.

Bully 2 - ‘Sup, how was your summer?

Bully 1 - It was awful, parent wanted me to do my own laundry everyday. I mean who has to do that? I bet it’s only my parents.

Bully 2 - I know right? My parents had me sleep so early and wake up so early. I can’t stand them.

Bully 1 - By the way, did you know about that nerd in our class who got in the top percentile of scores for the state test?

Bully 2 - Oh really? The one with the glasses and is short? I heard about him.

Bully 1 - Yeah, that’s him. I heard his Dad who is filthy rich with his huge company and bought him a Iphone 7 a week back.

Bully 2 - I see where you're taking this.

Bully 1 - Yep, he better hope he has warranty on that phone.

Scene 2 - School Cafeteria

{Bob is about to get on line for lunch}

Bully 1 - {Pushes him off the line onto the floor} Oh, I’m so sorry.

Bob Jr. - No worries. {Gets up and tries to go behind}

Bully 2 - {Pushes him off the line onto the floor} Oh, oops, guess I wasn’t