Mr Spongebab Persuasive Essay

Connor Nakao

Mrs. Wilson

Core 3

April 6, 2023

Cooking Up Death

Careless. Dangerous. Murderous. Guilty. Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants is all these things. On the night of April 1, 2022, Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants ferociously and ruthlessly executed Mr. Krabs in a fit of murderous rage all because the innocent Mr. Krabs couldn’t afford to give him a raise. The jury will see that the defendant Mr. SpongeBob SquarePants is 100% guilty because the murder weapon clearly points to SpongeBob, he didn’t get the raise he wanted, and had to pay off his home loan.

The first reason Mr. SquarePants is guilty is because Mr. Krabs body was found with a cut on his neck from a spatula, grease around him, and signs of blunt force trauma were found on his head. For example, according to the crime scene evidence and witness testimony, “There was a spatula found next to the body. It was covered in Mr. Krabs blood… The

SqaurePants is responsible for the innocent Mr. Krabs' death is because he was never given the raise he wanted. For example, according to crime scene evidence and witness testimony, “SpongeBob has worked at the Krusty Krab for years. In all the time, he has never received a raise… Sandy testified that SpongeBob was desperately in need of money because the bank was going to repossess his pineapple house. She said SpongeBob has recently asked Mr. Krabs for a raise. Mr. Krabs denied him, saying that the business wasn't doing very well and there wasn't enough money to give anyone a raise… Patrick said that SpongeBob told him, ‘Mr. Krabs is a greedy pig. He’s gonna wish He’d given me a raise!’” (Evidence #10, #17, #18). This evidence is significant because it proves SpongeBob was motivated to kill Mr. Krabs because he was upset that he didn’t get the money he needed. Others defending SpongeBob may claim that he quit after he was denied the raise and wouldn’t make the crime scene. However, the cash register was found empty and he still needed the