-Silence- "Well, answer me goddamn it!" "But, you're God. Why do you damn yourself? And the humans have turned Atheist you know. Nobody even knows who you are now." "Cut the crap. Operator, I'm tired of this shit." The eye of The Operator widens, "Do you mean you finally…" "You damn right… I'm gonna take a shit." The Operator sighed and sleeps. "Don't sleep! Who's gonna control Earth while I poo?" "Go fuck yourself you useless God!" The Operator shouts in frustration. "I'm sorry… Did I hear someone wanting to end their existence?" "No, I was dreaming." The operator says while skulki. "I guessed so… Fu fu fu….. NGGGGHHHHH…." God says proudly while using his ungodly powers to strain his anus. …show more content…
"Ask you what?" The Operator said while closing his eyes. "Ask me this, 'Have you finished taking a shit?'. Ask me that come on." "No." "Come on, it's a divine order. Fu fu fu. You can't disobey." God said while giggling. "Ugh, fine. Have you finished taking a shit?" The Operator said while rolling his eye. God bursts through the bathroom dimension and raised his thumb while saying, "Yes. It was one hell of a shitty moment." God laughs nonstop, all dimensions were rattled like a toy even The Operator were forced to block his hearings from the sound waves of God's laugh. "You are an ass." The Operator says to God