“You’re cheating!” Parker childishly exclaimed before throwing the controller across the room.
“You’re just pissed because you keep losing….to me.” I laughed, as I grabbed a handful of Pringles from his plastic bowl.
We had been playing FIFA for the past three hours and I beat him at every single round. At one point, I needed to go pee and Parker still lost.
"First, you lit all of my boxers on fire, then you removed the brakes from my bike, and painted my nails hot pink…”
“And now you’re eating all of my food?! What kind of a friend are you?!” Parker raged.
“The shitty kind,” I replied with a mouthful of chips.
“BUT your nails are like totes on fleek, girl.” I said, mocking the obnoxious girls at our school.
“Ooh, thank you! My nails
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ALERT! Harper Matthews, age 34, has escaped the mental asylum. Police say that she is not only a threat, but a danger to herself and others. If you see this woman, please call 9-11 immediately.
"Hello, folks, today we have so-"
Suddenly, the TV began flickering and we were redirected to a stupid baby channel.
"What the hell just happened?" Evelyn said, in confusion.
Parker's mouth was wide open and gummy worms were falling out of his mouth. All three of us had a mini heart attack when we heard the doorbell ring.
"I'm not going!" Parker and I screamed at the same time.
Parker cowardly hid underneath the table and I did the same thing. Unfortunately, I couldn't fit my whole body under there because of Parker's fat-ass and in addition to that, I'm as tall as the Eiffel tower so that's that.
"MOVE YOUR FAT ASS SO I CAN HIDE TOO YOU BITCH!"
"MAKE ME, YOU BITCH!"
"You guys are fucking idiots." Evelyn angrily said, as she stomped towards the front door.
"It was nice knowing you! Not!" I yelled.
"Hey, Leon. Wasn't expecting you to show up. Are you here for Joshua?" Evelyn politely said to my brother.
I rolled my eyes; she was always so kind to everyone. Except for me, of