Anti College Strengths And Weaknesses

Though they may seem mind-bogglingly terrifying, all of these beasts have their weaknesses. In this paper, I aim to share all of the knowledge I have acquired over one semester of fighting the college monsters, providing information on their fighting tactics as well as exposing their hidden weaknesses. So, without further ado, let’s take a look at the Level 1 College Enemies. Now, these little buggers are the grunts of the Anti College Completion Task Force (ACCTF). Their ranks are mostly comprised of basic Practice Problems and Readings.
Name: Practice Problem
Name: Reading
Level: 1
Level: 1
Attack: Hordes
Attack: Boredom flashes
How to Defeat: Focus
How to Defeat: Focus On their own, Practice Problems and Readings are fairly easy enemies

These little stinkers usually pop up in hordes of ten to fifty in an effort to surprise college warriors. They like to attack by swinging tiny weapons created using questions from material covered in textbooks or in class. Alone, a Practice Problem poses almost no threat. Using a simple Number 2 Pencil, anyone can punt these little guys across the classroom. It is when they attack all together that they can become overwhelming. Dangerously overwhelming. If Focus Fists are not used for crowd-control measures, Practice Problem hordes can pile up before eventually becoming a crushing wall of writhing, question-brandishing madness. No one wants to deal with a wall of writhing, question-brandishing madness. So keep on top of these easy beasts. Use the Focus Fists to slap those Readings across their inky faces. Stomp those Practice Problems into oblivion before they become too much to handle. As numerous as they are, the ACCTF’s grunts can absolutely be managed.

Slightly more difficult to deal with are the Level 2 College Enemies: Responses and Quizzes. Slaying these beasts requires knowledge that is a little more advanced.
Name: Quiz
Name: Response
Level:

All Readings were birthed under certain conditions. Figure out the life around this Reading.
Find out the targets. Readings have certain people that they intend to attack. Their audience should be found and addressed in Response-jitzu.
Discover the purpose. Buried deep inside the heart of all Readings is a purpose: the reason they were created. The purpose can range from something simple, like the process of peeling pineapples, to something a little more abstract, such as the best way to spend one’s childhood. This is the most important information for fighting Responses. As painful as it can be to truly analyze and understand a Reading, the purpose is absolutely necessary in bringing down a Response.
Learn the strategies. Readings rely on certain strategies for spreading their purpose. These provide undeniable backup for any purpose claims that can be made. The strategies must also be worked into Response-jitzu in order to deliver the finalizing blow to the Response.
Combine attained information into an epic attack. Once the Reading has been thoroughly scoured, the information gathered is to be skillfully and artfully combined into a spectacular combo move directed at the