Beavcoons: A Short Story

In a galaxy far far away there lived mysterious beasts known as the Beavcoons. No living person had ever seen them and survived. These creatures inhabited the forests of a planet called Earth and have been there ever since. These beasts were murderous and swift. Creatures of all species did not mess with the beavcoons because the beavcoons would kill them so easily. Beavcoons were blind and deaf but they can sense things. They were relatively small but they had huge claws and long teeth. They are the deadliest creature in the history of the Earth. Everyone who had tried to defeat them had died. But two men and their companion weren’t going to let the beavcoons rule the Earth.
Sweat flew. Savage Mclumpycrunch had just done 555 sets of bench

“What the heck!” Dirtface exclaimed as he signaled Savage to come over. As Savage came the dog started greeting him. Savage was amazed that he could talk so he named his dog a companion of three weeks Trunk as a first name and a last name of SlamPunch. He name the dog after one of his old friends he trained with. Trunk SlamPunch was very excited about getting a name and getting such a sick name.
“Boy that’s a nasty sick name. Thanks cuz!” exclaimed the dog know known as Trunk Slampunch. Dirtface slowly said, “I feel like we should all hunt those Beavcoons together you know?” The other two both barked a “Heck Yeah” in perfect unison as they started to plan everything.
Savage, Dirtface, and Trunk ran to the huge Jeep with excitement. They had been planning this whole trip to destroy the beavcoons for a month. Savage loaded all of the weapons and gear into the spacious trunk of the tricked out Jeep Wrangler. The car had tires that were the size of monster truck tires and the Jeep had a 6 foot lift kit. They all got in the car with all the plans and maps and their suitcase. Trunk sat in the back where with Dirtface while Savage drove. The inside of the car was huge. It had a table, a mini fridge, a tv with an xbox, a couch, and lots more features that made the long ride to the enchanted forests one of luxury. The ride was

They three just kept driving through the forest ready for anything. Suddenly a random voice said“I’m watching you!”
Dirtface jumped but Savage realized that someone called him and he accidently answered the phone without knowing. Stuttering Savage said into the phone, “What do you mean?”
The voice on the phone then screamed back, “That’s exactly what the Undertaker told JOHN CENA!” A confused Savage ended the call. Trunk the dog poped up out of the back and was surprised at the call also.
“I think the beavcoons can hack our devices with their minds because it says online that the beavcoons king is John Cena so they could have been trying to send a message to us when we entered the forest.
“But how could a beavcoon do that?” asked Dirtface. It didn’t seem to make sense but Trunk searched it up on the computer in the