It is a melancholy to those who walk through this great country of the United States when they see the streets crowded with people of the same gender kissing and holding hands in public. They are our friends, our co-workers, even our family members. It is a disgrace to the American culture that homosexual people live among us.
All parties agree that the amount of homosexuals who walk our streets in the United States are far too great to be tolerated in our world. For instance, for every five straight people, there are twenty homosexuals. Since there are nearly seven billion people in the world, and growing, there are approximately 1,400,000,000 homosexuals within our world. Whenever I bring up this statistic, my colleagues are disgusted with
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An extraordinary scientist who I have conversed with for many years has found the cause for this absurdity in our world. Being gay is a genetic trait. We have weighed several options on how to cease this trait from being passed from generation to generation and it is with my great pleasure that we have found a solution. This solution being that we shall no longer mate with our own kind. We can only mate with any animal we wish, besides humans and a few other recorded species that own this vile trait. Such species include giraffes, bonobos, flamingos, dolphins, snails, vampire bats, sea lions, killer whales, several different species of bugs and spiders, and penguins, according to Joe Morgan of GayStarNews. We have also come up with a solution for the already existing homosexuals and other persons of the like as well. Our government will collect anyone who identifies as gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender and send these persons on a "mission" to Mars. The population that classifies as homosexual sent to Mars will live on this planet viable to life and gradually form their own world full of their kind. Eventually, Earth will be a straight planet, while Mars becomes a homosexual