Chato Santana

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Just like Tony Stark has an Audi R8, Batman has the Batmobile and Superman has…whatever’s left from his escape pod, those pesky troublemakers from the Suicide Squad should each get a car to reflect their (messed up) personality.

The movie will soon be released on the big screens, and the Joker will be seen in a ridiculously-looking, pink car. Named the Vaydor, it’s a whatchamacallit build on an Infiniti G35, but let’s be serious for a second, the fictional supervillain deserves something…crazier.

Like a Lykan Hypersport, for instance. This overpowered, brash and outrageous 740 horsepower and 960 Nm machine is pure lunacy. It even comes with 420 diamonds encrusted in the LED lights, on a titanium accent piece, and its whole body and interior …show more content…

It looks great, but it becomes a handful when you reach its limits. And just like the character, the Lambo has everything it needs to stand out from the crowd, especially if we’re talking about one with a gaudy vinyl wrap.

Chato Santana, better known as El Diablo, is an ex-criminal who’s possessed by a “minor demon” which acts as a Spirit of Vengeance. His body slumbers in a coma while “El Diablo” roams the earth; similar to what happened to the Equus Bass 770. Based on a barely recognizable 1960s Mustang, the Equus Bass is driven by a supercharged 6.2-liter LS9 V8 developing 640 hp and 605 lb-ft (819 Nm) of torque.

Enchantress’ gothic looks and illusive black mist can only be represented by a Rolls-Royce Ghost, especially as the car floats as it goes just like the aforementioned antihero. Granted, the Roller is more art-deco than gothic, but there’s nothing those clever fellas from the British car maker’s bespoke program can’t do if they put their mind to …show more content…

Like Killer Croc, the Shelby’s has become more powerful throughout the years, tickling the baser instincts with the 750 HP coming from its tuned 5.0-liter supercharged V8. As an all-out army guy and leader of the Task Force X-villain group, Rick Flag’s car should definitely be a modified Jeep Wrangler. The original Richard Montgomery Flag led a division in World War II called the Suicide Squadron, which would make him contemporary with Jeep’s first car: The Wyllis MA.

Slipknot -no, not the rock band – is a master in the use of ropes and a trained assassin. He’s the equivalent of a certain British spy, albeit more muscular and good at crafting indestructible ropes (yes, really). A perk which comes in handy if you drive the motoring equivalent of a Swiss army knife: The Range Rover.

Katana is a quick, highly proficient hand-to-hand combatant and swordswoman with strong tactical skills. She also wields a sword that can trap people’s souls, which is almost the same thing the Honda NSX does, albeit the car uses its 573 3.5 L twin-turbo V6 engine