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Dinosaurs And T-Rex-Triceratops

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I only eat chicken nuggets if they’re shaped like dinosaurs. Not only do I find them ultimately cooler than regular chicken nuggets; I also find the irony of them endlessly amusing. The last line of dinosaur descendants is the awkward looking, buggy-eyed chicken, and instead of majestically ruling the world as real dinosaurs had once before, chickens are systematically bred only to be processed into dinosaur-shaped meat patties. If there’s anything more amusing than having a T-Rex-versus-Triceratops nugget war, it’s seeing the lineage while doing so. I don’t think many people contemplate the irony of the dinosaur-chicken-chicken nugget life cycle in the two minutes and thirty seconds that it takes to microwave a plate of six mini-velociraptor

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