Dogs Are Not For Children Essay

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NOT FOR CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF A DELICATE NATURE These stories are not intended for children as they cover subject matters pertaining to dogs and their business. In many cases, topics include dirty, gross and smelly objects and activities. We’ll be discussing many types of inappropriate behavior----from ball licking to poop eating to butt sniffing—which dogs adore, but humans must resist, at least in public. I’m sure you can understand why children should not be permitted to listen to these stories. These are Night Time Stories that even dull-witted dogs will understand. Some are tender and some are crude, and some are crazy, but if you love a dog or ever loved a dog, you’ll understand. HOW TO READ THESE STORIES Read these stories only to dogs, especially rescued dogs particularly when …show more content…

(That’s a pun.) Speak convincingly. Believe every word you are saying, even if it’s not true. It will be true if you know you are healing each bonding simply by being in the moment. Because that’s how dogs live their lives…in each moment…neither regretting the past nor fearing the future. They live for you. When your dog has finally, finally settled down and needs some quality time, open up this book. After a few sessions that begin with the question: “Do you want to hear a story?” your dog will snuggle next to you, roll on her back, and gaze with expectant eyes, filled with unconditional love. She may actually be hoping for some leftover Veal Piccata, but will soon realize it’s story time. Perhaps for a few precious moments, it won’t be about trash bags, tail chasing or ear-splitting barks. It will be about listening to your voice and knowing your heart is filled with almost as much love as your four-or three-legged friend has for

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