The village of Noobershire was a peaceful place (relatively) and consisted of but a handful of small, wooden buildings, one church of stone dedicated to Aerin the god of order, the decidedly larger town hall, and a wooden palisade which separated the town from the acres of fields around the perimeter. This is where our story begins, and depending on the whims of fate, may be where it ends as our "hero" seems to have gotten himself into quite the predicament, let's take a look. "Stop right there villain!" commanded a dashing young lad clad in the finest of platemails, greatsword in hand, "I'll stand for your misdeeds no longer!" Ahh, what a sense of justice, quite rare in these parts, how refreshing, unfortunately this suave, gentelmanly, paragon of justice named Hiro Protnist is not our man. No, we're looking for the slightly dirty, rather shifty, scamp …show more content…
How was I supposed to know you would get jealous if I stole Kyra's panties and not yours?" At this point Randy quite cleverly sped up as his words briefly stunned Hiro before driving him into a blood-thirsty rage. Suffice to say, Randy is not enjoying being chased by a now beet red murder tank, but upon hindsight, stealing the underwear of said tank's girlfriend was never going to end well. That being said, this chase is almost a daily occurance as the two are often at loggerheads, and Randy frequently does his best to make a fool of Hiro. Speaking of which, looks like Hiro's day is about to get a whole lot worse. After a couple of sharp turns, Randy leads Hiro down a narrow alley near the outskirts of town, Hiro, still absolutely furious at Randy, fails to notice the trip wire that was pulled taught right in front of him. Needless to say, as he hit said trip wire, his lower body ceases forward movement, his upper body, on the other hand, proceeds, slamming Hiro's face against the ground with a quite disgusting crunch, knocking him