Horse Racing Fans: A Fictional Narrative

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* Grammar police: a patient was suffering from a spell of anxiety, and was instructed by his therapist to drink a cup of decaffeinated tea after a hot bath. When he returned for an evaluation a few weeks later, he was asked if he had followed the prescription. “I tried every day, without success. Never got to the tea...could not finish drinking the bath.” * Beauticians: Mabel the hairdresser asked Sadie how she was able to keep her skin so smooth and wrinkle-free at her advanced age. “I take a milk bath once a week,” she said. “Pasteurized?,” Mabel asked. “No, just up to my chin.” * Horse Racing Fans: I have no luck at the race-track. Once I bet on a horse that ran so slow that the jockey kept a log of the trip.