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Humorous Wedding Speech

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Thank you very much for your reply. It is not necessary to apologize. I know that you are doing your job and this is part of the process.

To further clarify the situation, my husband and I were both previously married to other people and each had one kid from our previous marriages. Gabriella is my husband's biological daughter from a previous marriage and Ralph is my biological son from mine. Together we have one kid, Theodore. With our blended family, together, we have three kids in total. We have a joint custody of Gabriella as stated in my husband's divorce decree. As to Ralph, we have the sole, physical, and legal custody over him as stated in the Court Order provided to me.

Let me be the one to apologize if the unique situation we are
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