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Humorous Wedding Speech: I Am A Native Washingtonian

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Hello, Ladies. I am a Native Washingtonian. My personality type is INFP. I am a fan of quirky jewelry. On most weekends you will find me running around in light makeup, flared blue jeans and a tee shirt. I am not into 'fem' or 'butch' gender binaries. I am an African American woman for those of you who missed that detail or who find it to be a deal breaker... If you contact me, I will eventually request a video chat with you. This is a 'catfish' precaution. I am just looking for a few hangout buddies at the moment. I realize that most of you bumble bees are on POF, raring to pollinate someone's flower. I will pass on all sex quests for now. However, if you are open to making platonic friends, feel free to reach out to me for some great, wholesome fun. :) …show more content…

*I just started working out regularly about a month ago and I would like to really sculpt and tone my body. *I plan to start a small business in 2016 so I am getting all of my ducks in a row in this regard. *I plan to make the activity suggestions that I have listed above part of my bucket list. Bookmark my profile and stay tuned for my selfies as I barrel through these transformations and enjoy each event! ALL ABOUT ME AND WHAT MAKES ME UNIQUE I believe myself to be an empath. I am (and I have been) pretty much a loner because of it. I can become easily overwhelmed by the diverse energy and input of too many people. I prefer one-on-one encounters or small groups versus crowds. TASTE IN MUSIC I like what I like...it can be anything. I am the type of person who will let YouTube's Vevo auto player suggest tunes for me. I was listening to it the other day and now I like the following songs: Ed Sheeran's "Thinking Out Loud", Sam Smith's "I'm Not The Only One", and OMI's "Cheerleader". As long as it doesn't sound like a bag of cats or fingernails down a chalkboard, I will give it a

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