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Hi there, my dearest adorable housewife "Sweetheart Asya". * * How are you feeling during this day? * ** * .. Thereupon, my dearest fabulous housewife angel, your beautiful, lovely, captivating smile radiating off my computer monitor screens, indeed, makes me delightfully think that I am in divine, heaven with an amazing elegant cherished angel, making my exquisite dreams lastly come true of my years-long quest for that extraordinary devoted steadfast housewife. * .. Thus, my pulsing aflame heart skips a beat whenever I gaze upon your stunning beauty emitting like an intensive electrifying flash bolt of lightening, popping dynamically off my computer screens, I just couldn't imagine my life without you. Indeed, I don't know how
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Hello, Ladies. I am a Native Washingtonian. My personality type is INFP. A fan of quirky jewelry, I consider myself to be unconventional.

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Hello, Ladies. I am a Native Washingtonian. My personality type is INFP. I am a fan of quirky jewelry. On most weekends you will find me running around in light makeup, flared blue jeans and a tee shirt.

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Thank you for always praying and worrying about me and you continue writing so many nice, sweet and lovely things about me, and intense messages, that I'm starting to believe in your filings even without have met me in person. I wish we can meet in person so then we can see each other, and really start talking about I became your wife, how much you love me, but if nobody changes mind after the meeting, like I said before. I'm starting trusting you, liking you a lot in a special way, and having certain lovely feelings start growing deeper and deeper inside me; I feel that God is working in His mysterious ways in our case. Would be wonderful have a chance to have someone so special like you by my side, and is unnecessary to say that I would be happy to hear from you how much you love

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Hi Guys, Thank you for celebrating my birthday yesterday. It was very thoughtful and I appreciate your kindness and I LOVE my gift! The above quote reminds me that in life, we must do things that we may not be comfortable with but, it’s a must do when trying to accomplish the goals we set for ourselves . At the end of the day, we are all traveling in the same boat.

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more love darlin’ speak softly love and hold me firm within your essence. i feel your words and trembling moments start. our world imparts an honest love that only few have known. wine colored days warmed by the sun. deep velvet nights when we are one.

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Imagine waking up in the morning and rolling over in bed to see the most beautiful person laying on the opposite side. With morning confusion finally clearing, the smile of realization crosses over a face so bright. The person tucked under the covers is soundly asleep while events from the night before come flooding back into memory. Though the previous night was a wild one, the happiness that radiates through one’s body is the reason a heart will remain to beat. Looking down at the silhouette under the sheets, the desire to never leave that bed crosses through thoughts twirling in an imagination so vivid.

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My SHIELD speech in my opinion went relatively well. I know how much time I put into preparation and how my topic was unique to me and something I liked. This topic was easy to talk about and I could have talked a lot longer. I prepared with confidence practicing during class and once a night every night for a week before. On the night before I practiced maybe ten times though out of nervousness.

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