Humorous Wedding Speech: Khanna Nursing Home

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Friends, Today I am going to tell you an incredible story. Story of how my application reached you. 
When I was born @1:15 AM in a small nursing home “Khanna Nursing Home” in Hisar, Haryana, India, nurse left my Umbilical cord little loose. Which is okay I guess I mean C’mon it’s 1:15 in the morning. As it was tied loose blood kept dripping little bit for long time until my grandma noticed and scolded nurses and doctor who helped my mother give birth. That was my first encounter to death. My family was expecting a boy but as I was first baby they accepted me. However, my mother had to go through 9 abortions in between after my birth, spared my sister in between, then my brother who is 9 and ½ year younger than me was born. So, it’s Average