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Humorous Wedding Speech: Next President Of The United States

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A Good evening to you ladies and gentlemen. Hope you and your loved ones are doing well. I can not be more happier to announce, that God has chosen Senator Warren and I to be the next President and Vice President of our beloved land, the United States of America. Happy Valentine's Day to You. Unlike in the history of Afghanistan, an Afghan Muslim who happens to be worshiping hands down has not ruled Afghanistan as of yet, in the great nation of ours, a holy American soul will become the next President of our mostly Christian nation of America. What a beautiful country, show me another one like it. Who has been running America as smooth as silk for almost a decade now? Unlike his Christian predecessor, a divine American soul. Even more beautiful. But the American Taliban would like it …show more content…

If I am a Muslim, Christian, Buddhist, Hindu, Jew, or any God loving faith living in our country of America, I am proudly holding a great record of working with the citizens of our great state, our fellow Senators in and out of the chamber, Vice President Biden and the President of our great nation. Keep in mind, no one is misstating the facts here. Without getting involving in age, something don't care to talk about, I have been looking after you and our beloved country of America for as far as I can recall. Besides Senator Warren and McCain, the chamber is holding others from both sides of the table as my God given alibi, including Secretary Clinton. Over the past decades, I have learned that all of us do have the ability of solving most of our differences, no matter how you and I desire to seek Him. As your President, I am able to do much more from the Beautiful House. More than President Obama is accomplishing, Elizabeth and I are not going to promise you, as of yet. When the American Taliban continues throwing trash into the faces of our countrymen, who have been running our America warless for almost a decade, then we the people should not hold back and stand against

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