Exterior:
In the surreal estate business, the exterior is everything. I found this abandoned house about one mile down the road from Ye Ole Asylum. Previous owners left for reasons of dark figures everywhere, the clown, and the distinct smell of death. The snowy landscape and dark features will attract young teens looking for a good scare. If you decide to possess this house, anything on or around it is yours for the taking including young, curious souls. You may notice a clown wandering around, that’s just Benny the butcher, he lives about a mile down the street. He will butcher your victims for free if you let him sleep in the back shed. The spires above each vertex on the roof are a beacon for the crows in the day and the bloodthirsty bats
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In a vast mansion, I know I would not want to be the one cleaning it, but everybody must learn to do it at one point. Lenore will never cease to remind you of your to-do list. You cannot see Lenore, but she is there in your head, constantly nagging until you get your work done. You may just be joining the undead society, so we have taken the liberty to give you a new wardrobe. If you have been dead for a while, then you get the joy of new clothes. We equipped your roomy closet with clothes that only the rich clad themselves in. Every outfit comes with a matching masquerade mask that is all yours once you overcome the crusty blood stains. You will hear it if you listen, the music that constantly plays. You can search for the source of the music all you want, but you will never find where the stomach churning sounds are coming from. You may feel the sudden urge to dance to it when you seem desolate. The music only ceases when the clock in the black room chimes. When you sleep, don’t be alarmed by the sliver of light shining on your eye. As long as you do not open your eye, he won’t make any attempt to harm you. He is your watchman. He comes around every night at midnight to “check” on you. By the way, if you have a single blue vulture eye, then this house is not for you. Speaking of blue vulture eyes, this mansion comes with a security system. It watches your house for you since you can’t be in more