Personal Narrative-Song Of A Band Jr.

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I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and shit 'cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage right and drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like "Sup ladies, my name's Slim Shady. I'm the lead singer in D12 baby" They're all like "Oh my God it's him" "Becky oh my fuckin' God it's Eminem" "I swear to fuckin' God dude you fuckin' rock" "Please Marshall please let me suck your cock" And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous …show more content…

Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My

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