When I was 4 I knocked out my two front teeth. I was chasing my imaginary brother around a chair. You know the only child usal. So I was sliding off the arm of the greenish gray chair in my living room but then after awhile I forgot what I was doing and how I was doing it and so then after a little pause I jumped off the arm of the chair instead of sliding off and then I hit my two front teeth on my petite pink play kitchen ,and apparently that was enough force to cause my teeth to fall out. After that I started throwing up stuff that looked like chewed spaghettiOs. The worst part was I stained my white polka-dotted dress. Ok maybe it wasn’t the worst part. The worst part was looking silly (stupid) for two or three