Auctioneer: lot 666 blah blah big mystery blah blah phantom blah blah blah
Chandelier: WOOSH
Opera House: TRANSFORMED
Raoul: I 'm gay! I mean, erm, immensely beautiful with my swooshy hair SWOOSH
Carlotta: Worship me!
Managers: Looky! Hot ballet girls!
Madame Giry: No touchy!
Carlotta: I 'm sick of managers who love ballet girls, I quit!
Managers: BLINK BLINK Now what?
Madame Giry: Christine can sing it.
Christine: SINGS
Audience: Ooooh, aaaaahh…
Raoul: I wonder if Christine will still love me if I 'm gay…
Christine: No, Raoul, I love the Angel of Music now.
Raoul: Oh, well let 's go on a date anyway.
Christine: Sorry, I have to go get kidnapped by the Phantom of the Opera.
Organs: DUUUUUUUUUNNNN! Dun dun dun dun duuuuuuuuunnn!
Phantom: I will
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Christine: Raoul, we 're secretly engaged, okay?
Raoul: Okay. Why?
Christine: Cuz, duh!
Masses: DANCE
Phantom: Yo.
Carlotta: You 're hot. I mean, uh, I hate you!
Phantom: And I care? Piangi, you 're fat.
Piangi: SHOCKED
Phantom: And you suck, managers.
Managers: We do?
Raoul: He 's hot, wow.
Christine: STARES IN AWE
Phantom: You can 't marry Raoul, he 's gay. YOINK
Christine: POUTAGE
Phantom: Now I must dissapear into this hole in the floor.
Raoul: No, I want your bod, come back!
Madame Giry: Sorry, fop, he 's mine. Let 's go.
Raoul: So who is this hot freak show, anyway?
Madame Giry: A hot freak show.
Raoul: Oh. Huh…
Madame Giry: I met him when I was little and I thought he was sexy so I smuggled him into the opera house.
Raoul: He is sexy, so that was a good idea.
Christine: For some reason I have a sudden urge to visit my father 's grave.
Phantom: I 'll drive you.
Raoul: I wanted to drive her!
Christine: I miss you, Phantom—I mean, Daddy.
Phantom: I love you.
Christine: I love you, too.
Raoul: I was going to drive her!
Phantom: What are you doing here, fop? STABBITY
Raoul: I was going to drive Christine to the cemetery! SLASHCLANGSTABBIBYSTAB
Christine: Don 't kill my