Professor Isaac Newton got interrupted from a pleasant slumber by a rude apple descending from a tree, the fact it was a pear tree implies concussion took force and he over speculated the reason. To put a finer term to it, Newton was inebriated. Amiably to cover up the embarrassment he conjured up a churlish theorem, he called it the nature of gravitation. Fortunately in 1666 no being had ever deciphered over the concept of slimming and grandiose bodies weighed the same as newborn babies. The idea a smaller entity bungee jumped into the world had his Pa's nose, feet, rubby fat fingers, podgy complexion equated to being the exact weight of the seed provider; for the little one was merely a clone of his Pa and so body mass must be an exact replica of the parent's BMI. All thanks to a pear growing in a courtyard in the Physics Department in the University of York. The pear tree survives today at Woolsthorpe Manor in the region of Lincolnshire; allegedly, the pears since Newton's ponderous summer of 1666 now taste of apple and over three hundred and fifty years later have metamorphosized into apples, blame the weird science of gravitational properties. Proof that Newton's …show more content…
because she gave it to Adam to entice him to have a nibble; unsure Adam was fixated with Eve's pears and got stuck in knowing too well Eve was trying to coerce Adam into taking a bite out of her apple as well as her pears. Adam perferring her pears, while Eve joined in with the fruity fun by nibbling her apple. It all got too much for Genesis so he blamed poor old Adam for liking pears and in haste condemned Mankind to sin for eternity. Unless of course you repent and announce your hatred to Eve's pears, in reward, all Mankind's sins will be