Sebastian should have taken up acting instead of studying law. He played his part so sincerely. A girl who looks like she's twelve, but is probably an adult, says, "He's hot, good for you two." "Sure, whatever." Kurt's smile feels brittle as he exits the restaurant, knowing his fake fiancé will follow him out. As soon as they move around the corner and out of sight from the restaurant, Kurt whirls on Sebastian. "What the fuck were you thinking?" "Young Barbara texted that you couldn't handle getting hit on and needed a big strong man to save you from all the sex sharks." "Rachel did not." Kurt crosses his arms over his chest. If she did, he's not going to be speaking with her for the next three months. No, three years. "Fine," Sebastian says with exasperation. "Suck all the drama out of the story. Rachel said that if you wear a wedding ring, then most guys won't hit on you. If they do anyway, then they are jerks and you shouldn't feel guilty for telling them to go pee up a tree - her words, not mine. Or you can get laid and stop being such a bitch, my words. Take your pick." …show more content…
"I don't know how Finn puts up with her." "Your step-brother is an idiot." "Brother," Kurt reminds Sebastian for the two thousand, three hundred and fifty first time. His dad and Carol have been married long enough that everyone dropped the step part. Except for Sebastian. "Anyway, here." Sebastian holds out a small plastic bag with two rings in it, one a darker silver than the one on his finger, the other is a metallic pink. Kurt frowns at the rings. "What are these made out of,