Title Page Copyright page A Novelty Poem
She’s a Rooster
She comes from Rhode Island,
And her name is Red,
She crows every morning,
When she gets out of bed.
Now she’s a Rooster,
She likes to flog her man.
Now she’s a Rooster,
She’ll flog you, when she can.
And whenever she catches you,
Messing with some other chicks,
She’ll flog you with those spurs of hers,
Just for kicks.
Now she’s a Rooster;
And whenever she’s mad at you,
You’ll hear her cluck, Cock-a-Doddle-Do.
MAN SHE’S A ROOSTER.
Duane Sears
June 11, 2008 What does Santa get for Christmas?
On every child, he sees joy and delight,
He sees the whole world, in just one night.
He sees every light on every tree,
And every present for you and me.
He sees every stocking on every fireplace,
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So in your life, love everyone,
Your enemy’s too,
And the great light
Might come shinning through.
So live your life
The best you can.
From the day you’re born,
Till the day you end.
Duane Sears July 7, 2008 HOW DOES SANTA DO IT
How does Santa go with out any snow?
He has a sleigh, that is very streamline, with all kinds of air design.
He feeds his reindeer stardust and snow, so their eyes will be bright and off they will go.
When at your house there isn’t any snow like an airplane he drops his landing gear so his sleigh will roll.
If you have no chimney for him to come down he will park his sleigh on the ground.
If your Mom and Dad are asleep and in a deep snore, Santa has a magic finger and like a key it will open your door.
It is the same finger he puts by his nose when up and down the chimney he goes.
If a child distracts him while he is under the tree he may not make it to your house, that would be awful to see.
That is why you must sleep when Santa is in town so no kid will miss out when he makes his rounds.
Santa has a big white beard that glissons like snow, it tickles his tummy and he laughs, HO HO HO.
He uses the North Star for a guiding light so he can make it home after Christmas