Scene 8
(After KIRK leaves the ship, the real KHAN comes in behind him)
KHAN
(Thinking) Come on… (Types something into computer)
COMPUTER
User: Khan; Status: fugitive
(Red alert goes off, KHAN hits console and it stops, KHAN types again)
Ship too damaged to lift of. Dilithium crystals damaged. Repair will be complete in 86 hours.
(KHAN leaves ship, begins walking toward mountain)
Scene 9
(KHAN sees BILBO at mountain)
BILBO
Hello?
KHAN
Who are you?
BILBO
Bilbo Baggins, at your service. May I ask who you are?
KHAN
My name… is Khan.
BILBO
Okay… Have you by any chance seen some dwarves? Thirteen of them, perhaps?
KHAN
Dwarves? What do you mean?
BILBO
Dwarves? Armor? Swords? Angry expressions? No bells going off?
KHAN
You wouldn’t know where we are by any chance?
BILBO
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The Lonely Mountain? Down there is the ruins of the city of Dale, and over there on the lake is Esgaroth? Also known as Laketown? You’re not getting any of this, are you?
KHAN
What are you talking about? What quadrant of space are we in?
BILBO
Space? No… This is Middle Earth.
KHAN
Middle Earth? That’s one I haven’t heard of before.
BILBO
Where are you from, Valinor?
KHAN
No… I’m from Earth. In federation space.
BILBO
Right… Well…
KHAN
Do you know where I could find any dilithium crystals?
BILBO
If you want crystals, just go inside the mountain.
KHAN
Alright then.
BILBO
There’s a dragon in there.
KHAN
A dragon? I know I was in an induced cryogenic sleep for over three centuries, but I don’t believe that dragons came into existence in that time period.
BILBO
Where are you from, the future?
KHAN
Me? Where are you from, fairytale land?
BILBO
Look, if you don’t know where Thorin is, I need to go find him.
KHAN
I’ll made you a deal.
BILBO
Okay…
KHAN
If I can get dilithium crystals to fix the ship, I’ll use the computers to track this “Thorin.”
BILBO
Sorry? Computer?
KHAN
You’ll understand.
Scene 10
(SHERLOCK and JOHN have arrived at the mountain)
JOHN
Why is there a door to a mountain?