Vermin Supreme, a presidential candidate for 2016 is a vampire. Due to his outrageous political beliefs, one can conclude that Vermin Supreme is indeed a vampire. Supreme fully supports the Dental Hygiene Law, the Flying Monkey Public Safety Assurance Program, and Time Travel Research Funding; These are all factors that could potentially support a vampire to become president. Vampires also live in a community of trust, and helping each other out; neither is it a competition for survival, nor a fight to be the best. Though politicians present themselves as trustworthy, they are only seeking to be ostentatious to the crowd. “A large part of his platform relates to promoting better dental hygiene ('Stong Teeth for a Strong America'). To make sure the American people regularly brush and floss, he promises: 'Warrantless random no knock dental inspections; Government issued toothpaste containing addictive yet harmless substances; Video surveillance through two way bathroom mirrors; Electronic tracking, moisture and motion sensor devices in all toothbrushes ... or even preventative dental maintenance detention facilities.” (Alex, 2004). It is clear in this statement that Supreme not only wants to created better dental hygiene for the country. This is because every vampire needs strong teeth to receive blood from its prey. The other fact is, he would …show more content…
As supreme says, he would like to use “... 'Gene splicing to create a race of winged monkeys to act as tooth fairies.’” (Alex 2004). These winged monkeys would most likely resemble bats. Instead, these specimens would have a better advantage to natural selection than bats. These winged monkeys would serve Vermin Supreme and do their best to meet all of his requests. Requests might vary from collecting teeth, to simply having companionship. One would know that a vampire would need these requests to be met in order to