Why Is Dodgeball Be Banned

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Across all of Elkton Maryland, recently some troubled Principals are banning the famous and fun game of...dodgeball. Dodgeball, and all of its relatives, like Slaughter and JailBreak, because they are “against everything we teach here” or that it was “inappropriate”. They are taking everything we live for as kids, going and ripping the good stuff right out the curriculum, leaving us with “safe and friendly” games instead of the fun games.

Alright really, dodgeball is a very fun game. And for both sides as well. On the throwing side, you can aim hit people like sitting ducks which is very fun, or you can have a blast dodging the 100000 mile per hour flying balls. Up, down all around, this game is awesome, and you’re banning it. Wow.

Another thing, dodgeball ain’t that dangerous if you make it. If you use foam balls instead of basketballs, it will be as dangerous as paper airplane. They’re so worried about lawsuits and getting sued, the Elkton Principals didn’t even think about how it’s been a school games for like, 65 years, and there has never problem until they decided that there was. It’s like they wanted something to ban, so they banned our dodgeball. :( As Vince Lombardi once said “It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” …show more content…

20 years ago, gym was WAY rougher, dodgeball was not considered dangerous. There was wrestling in gym for Pete’s sake (who’s Pete?) and bones occasionally got broken. And you’re gonna ban dodgeball?!?! Gym is rough and tumble, you're going to have some bruises. Gym used to teach “there are risks in this world, and that sometimes life stings”. Now it’s about why you shouldn't smoke. Gym is losing fitness of it. EVERYBODY’S A SAFETY FREAK, (not that you should smoke children, don't do that) WE NEED OUR DODGEBALL. What I'm saying dear (not) Elkton Principals is that you’re your mama's children, and dodgeball is a good