Begins with the Narrator in a rocking chair Narrator 1 : Oh hello there. Didn’t hear ya walk in. Maybe I need new hearing aids. Or maybe you need to learn how to knock...Anyway here’s a story about The Wife of Bath. There was once a fat, ugly, and terrible woman who got around… a lot...The end Narrator puts on wig Wife of bath ( Narrator 1 ): My story begins with a big, dumb jock who tried to make a pass at the head cheerleader, but he fumbles it and she got angry. Cheerleader: (GASP!) Oh! My! God! How could you do something like that you perv? I’m going to tell the principal. Narrator 1: On her way to the principal’s office, she had a great idea...BLACKMAIL. Cheerleader: ( she runs in other direction) HEY HEY! ( to the jock) okay, I 'll Let you off the hook. ALL YOU GOTS TO DO IS ANSWER THIS ONE QUESTION. And, you have until June! Jock: HUH? …show more content…
Jock: OH MY GOSH YES JUST SPILL IT!! Uggo: Girls wanna be happy and in control of their relationships. That 's the answer. Jock: Really? That 's it? I can 't believe I couldn 't guess that on my own. Thanks. Uggo: You 're welcome. Now remember, you owe me a favor in return. DON 'T FORGET. Narrator 1 falls asleep Narrator 2: The next day was the big day, the day he would give his answer. All the cheerleaders were gathered around him, impatiently awaiting his answer. Finally he spoke… Jock: The answer is happiness and control in their relationships. Narrator 2: He paused and waited anxiously for a reply. After a long silence, the head cheerleader spoke. Cheerleader: Yeah sure whatever. Now go play in traffic or something creep. Narrator 2: Then all of a sudden Uggo runs in the middle of the group OUT OF BREATH and gets everyone’s attention. And says…. Uggo: (wheezing) EXCUSE ME!!! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! Cheerleader: Oh my god what is it? Uggo: I was the one who gave him the answer...And in exchange, he promised TO GO OUT WITH ME ON A DATE!!! Everyone in the room: