Humorous Wedding Speech For A President

Ladies and gentleman, I want to start by thanking all of you for being here today. It is wonderful to be here standing before you. We have the power to choose, to make our voices heard. Soon each one of your voices will be heard through your votes. I want to be your next president. I will not ask you to vote for me because you saw my great advertisement on your Facebook page. Rather, I will ask you to vote for my because you believe I truly am the best for the job. I may not possess some of the skills or knowledge needed for this office, but I can still accomplish the much needed change. We are all in this together, this is our country. We must stand together, hand in hand, to make our dreams come true. There are many things I will do if elected

there will always be someone who feels superior. Someone who feels they deserve, and are, better than others. It is naturally rooted in humans to act cruelly to one another. We learn stereotypes and develop prejudice ideas at young ages. Unless some scientist somewhere can reprogram all of our brains to treat each other with kindness, without judgement, or pride there will always be some disdain between people. Though this does not mean there is no hope. We have broken free from the way things were a 153 years ago and we can still continue down the path of improvement. We have already come so far and there is nothing stopping us from trying to make this an equal world for everyone. There are so many different cultures, races, and religion in our world. It can be difficult to understand and embrace other cultures that are not our own or know nothing about. I would require schools to add diverse cultural classes into their curriculum. Children need to start learning about different traditions, religions, and people’s origins. All schools are full of children who each come from numerous worlds and social position. Creating required culture classes would help all students gain a better understanding of who is sitting next to them in class, as well as, built a respect for one another’s belief. Students would overcome stereotypes and would be able to develop tolerance, respect, and courtesy towards their peers at a young

We have suffered greatly and endured many tragedies such as 9/11. While we have had some victories, like the death of Osama Bin Laden, the threat still remains against our country. As President I would first aim to improve our military. To stop terrorism on our home land we need to upgrade our military defenses and no longer allow anyone to walk into our country. Our army, air force, and navy have all decreased in size dramatically. As of March 2016, 2,600 soldiers have departed active duty and have not been replaced. Our army is at its’ smallest since before World War II. Our air force is the smallest it has ever been in history. We need to bring our troops back to the states so we can focus on improving their current state and building a stronger defense here. With a stronger defense system, we can properly defend ourselves and be ready for future terrorist attacks. We will increase the military’s budget by cutting funds from other programs that are not highlighted on the crucial importance list. With the new budget for the military we can increase the size of our army, supply them with new technology and weapons, and get the air force new planes that are not 50 years old. The new planes will help us “… maintain the same level of service to the nation [that] has come to be expected in recent decades, the Air Force needs an unwavering partner in Congress, the White House and, by extension, the American