Judy Allen The Secret Monologue

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I had no idea what the hell was going on now. I woke up to find that the person from my home town who my mother had sent out to cause trouble had begun doing her dirty work from the moment she got off the greyhound bus. Judy Allen had always been a brainless skank, but I never knew how much of a total slut she had become since high school. Not only that, she was a seriously derange self-saboteur with the thought process of a TV Soap Opera. I should’ve known something was terribly wrong when I pulled some strings for her to work for one of the company’s top executives, Fran Orton. Fran was perfect for the plucking. He was on the board, was a top salary and bonus earner, and most importantly he was single. You might be wondering how someone like …show more content…

With everything settled, I was able to get Judy a secretarial job down at my office, a prospect for a husband she could only imagine in her dreams (after I had forced her to get caught by Fran’s mother in the kitchen with his face buried between her boobs with his hands squeezing her jiggly butt), and she was paying a very low amount for rent and utilities. This is where the derange self-saboteur comes in. Judy made it her habit of getting with every visiting married manager when she had complete access to Fran as his secretary (and had received his mother’s blessing-as if she had a choice), hooked up with a grungy musician, and robed me and the job of a few lap-tops that had Global Satellite Locator Wi-Fi that could be turned on remotely. Not only did she trash her own life, she had trashed mine. I’m absolutely positive my mother will find a way to blame me for Judy doing exactly what she was sent out here to do. However, I’m now wondering why everyone’s attitude had switched from chewing my butt to kissing