Personal Narrative: Being Born In 1995 Is The Best

I must admit that being born in 1995 is the best. My parents protected me from all those bad people in the world, heck they even protected me from myself. They made sure that my friends and I never felt bad about losing. This is why they changed the rules when it came to children’s sports. No longer would any child have to suffer the humiliation of being yelled at by a parent because they were to busy focusing on which flower to pick rather than chasing a soccer ball while playing soccer. Thankfully they also stopped keeping scores, because we all know that everyone is a winner. The best part about playing sport’s as a child was, that no matter what I did or did not do I always received a nice trophy. Therefore, my fragile emotions would

These safe zones were great because it would keep the bad people out. Even though it had an invisible barrier that I could not see, the safe zone would somehow always know that I needed to be protected. Another great thing about college was that if something happened in the world and it made me sad, the college faculty would provide us with counseling and therapy dogs so that we would not have to deal with the sorrow, and if things got real bad our professors would cancel midterms and finals because life was just so unfair that we would be in the wrong state of mind and our grades might suffer through no fault of our own. Also professors are so nice and understanding, they realize the importance of a students social life and the necessity to make changes, to due dates on assignments. Because, Millennials are just to busy developing their social skills by hanging out with our friends instead of hitting the books. Being a Millennial means being able to break the law whenever we want. We just pick a cause that we disagree with, get together in large groups and then start destroying public property and looting stores, and as an added bonus we get to walk onto the freeway and stop traffic because we are so