It was a cold sunny day in Sunnyvale, Florida. The princess had just been born and was lying in a pool of her own fetal juices, everyone was standing around her, clapping and cheering, pouring champagne on the newborn. That night, Eve was born, and she got turnt af. All of her parents got in car crashes because they drank the fetal juices which had lots of champagne, and they too got turnt af, and Eve was crowned king of Russia, and ruled over Japan. Throughout her reign, she created many new fonts to implement in Pages, and then wrote a story about how she robbed the waffle house in san diego, and also killed its president in an attempt to foil the terrorist plot in place by him, San Los El Waffle. After she wrote the story, she got an award …show more content…
She is most beautiful and most sassiest queen there is. She lives in Evetopia and has her own personal slaves. Their names are Niall, Liam, Harry, Louis, Zayn. They all have different jobs and are used for different tasks. Most of which are school appropriate. Get your head out of the gutter. Niall is Queen Eve’s unofficial husband. She had to force him to get married to her, even though he hasn't signed the papers yet. She knows that they're deep in love. He’s just insecure about loving someone as pretty as her. Liam is Queen Eve’s personal trainer. He tries to wake her up before Louis gets to her, but most of the time that doesn't happen, Queen Eve does not like exercise. Louis is Queen Eve’s shopping buddy. He is the only one out of the five slaves that can call her by just her first name. At least thats what he said. He's a lying moo, and a good one too. He can make anyone believe that every Thursday night him and Eve have a sleepover and do each others nails. This is obviously not the case, for on Thursday night, Queen Eve is working on her karate skills. She’s already a black belt, but there is still room for improvement. Who am I kidding? Queen Eve is the bombdotcom. She can do anything. She can take down her own dragon of she wanted to. She is so strong that is she wanted to fight Ellie Goulding, she could. She could take her twig of a body down in a heartbeat. No rap battle needed. Oh no! I forgot about Zayn. He is