Satire On Euthanasia

Euthanasia is the product of a psycho killer who victimizes ill patients, but this psycho killer is not a bad one. He is one who is doing good deeds by ending lives for the better of this world. It is up to the husband if his wife, who is in a comma, should be put to death or not. The husband decides she should be put to death to end her suffering, but he is only doing it out of the love he has for her (of course). Oh yes, he loves his wife so extremely much that he wants to take her life away and ruin her chances at life. I propose that when someone sees another in pain that person should immediately kill the other. If one sees a child that has just scraped their knee riding their bike they should surely kill the child. This will ensure the

She is in such emotional distress. But no, no pain can be of this world! Because pain and suffering does not exist. We are all happy, cheerful, suffering free, physically strong, emotionally strong human beings who walk this earth with no pain! So this teenager MUST be put to death because she cannot and will not have pain in this world. Since there are many people in the world of pain we have to have an order of some kind while killing all of these people in pain. The proper an orderly way of killing a person in pain will be to slice their head off. Slicing a head off does not include pain because in the blink of an eye the person in pain will be dead. Each pain free psycho killer will need a sharp string like tool. The tool will be like a cake leveler only with blades on the string. That way you can go up behind the person in distress simply level their head off. Therefore making no pain involved AND the previous pain problem is solved. Why sit in distress and pain when you could be dead and content? The ideal person in this world is someone who is happy and gives off vibrant

That duty is being that we have to rid the world of sad, depressing, painful people in every area of the world. Many people have made actions showing pain cannot and will not be of this world by doing the act of Euthanasia. This proposal will make the majority happy and if they are not happy about the proposal then they shall have their head sliced off. If they don’t like the idea now, then it will cause pain in the future so ending their soon to be pain is a better choice. The world would be a better place without pain, and life would be simplier. If we can make life easier then maybe people would not have so much pain. So why not make things easier for us? Exactly! There is no reason why we cannot make things easier. Making life easier equals happy people, and happy people equals happy psycho killers to end sad peoples lives, and overall these happy psycho killers equals a happy and content world! This logic cannot be refuted and is surely valid and logical. Therefore, I am presenting this proposal for the better of the people. For the people that are in pain will no longer be in pain and the people that are happy will not be brought down by the people in