The Chronicles of Scarlet Pt. 1
It was a steaming hot day on July 24th and I wanted a cat. So I did what any child does to their parents when they want something I begged. Like I brought up the slideshows and I was like did you KNOW that cats ARE the MOST child friendly PET?!?!? But of course my mom being my mom she didn't listen and she still said we have too many pets. So im like BUT MOMMMMM im a great pet owner. But between me and you I got rid of my hamster for 20 dollars and that dumb hamster made me so mad I had anger issues and I tried assassinating it and trying to get to eat chocolate but you would do the something that hamster was so baddddd. So of course my mom was like we can't sell a cat for 20 dollars
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Ok so it was a Chilly breezy freezing winter of december 24 and I finally convinced my mom to get a hamster and oh boyyyyyyyyy I thought this was going to be a cakewalk butttttttt I was so wrong like holy god that was the worst pet i've ever had like lowkey highkey so bad. She escaped broke my charger cord and my xbox cord she fricking even kicked my dogs butt like man I was concerned I got a ninja hamster like Raphael is that you I feel my hamster was going to kill me in my sleep. Nah im just joking but im like dang Echo how does it feel to get rekt by a hamster that's the size of a roku smart tv remote loser. But three months later I snapped I tried killing it with chocolate but I was like OOOOOOH OOOOOOH MYYyy GOODGODGOODGOD I could get a quick check from this so I was like hold on lemme hit up this kid named AJ I was like ill pay you twenty dollars for this 35 dollar hamster and this 145 dollar cage deal ok be at my house by 4:50 and he said heck nah fam. But i was like okay okay then I said how about ten he was like got em i'll be there at 4:30 and boom bye bye hamster I don't have to suffer anymore …show more content…
So I went to a last resort for some reason I begged for the whole day and it was a…….. no….. yep it was still a