Yo mama 's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side. Yo mama 's so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo mama 's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil. Yo mama 's so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo mama 's so fat, her picture fell off the wall. Yo mama 's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial. Yo mama 's so fat, she looks like she 's smuggling a Volkswagen. Yo mama 's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay." Yo mama 's so fat, she even orders "Thank you, come again." Yo mama 's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners they said, "Sorry, we don 't do curtains." Yo mama 's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her …show more content…
Yo mama 's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo mama 's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came and said, "Hey, break it up." Yo mama 's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said Hd. Yo mama 's so fat, she went to get a tan and the sun burned out. Yo mama 's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper. Yo mama 's so fat, she 's on both sides of the family. Yo mama 's so fat, when she goes on a picnic in the mountains, bears hide their food. Yo mama 's so fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas. Yo mama 's so fat, she has to take a bath at Sea World. Yo mama 's so fat, when she back up, she beep. [sic] Yo mama 's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through. Yo mama 's so fat, her navel gets home 10 minutes before she does. Yo mama 's so fat, she 's taller lying down than standing up. Yo mama 's so fat, when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get back up. Yo mama 's so fat, when she puts her hand on her hip, she looks like a gallon of milk. Yo mama 's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat