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Buddy Whitman Monologue

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“No, we had a cat named Cinderella. Jay Cinderella sounds terrible, but Jayson Sinn sounds mysterious. Now you go.” If Kurt did pet name and street, he'd be Buddy Whitman. Yuck. "My Bondage Boy means lucky asshole in French." "Seriously? That’s great. You speak French? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi pour le porno?" "Non merci. Je suis ici avec Blaine. Pourquoi pensez-vous que je suis un acteur dans les films porno?" "Wait. What?" So Cooper doesn't speak much French. "I said 'No, thank you. I'm here with Blaine' and then I asked why you think I'm an actor in porn films." Jayson gives him the puppy dog eyes. He probably gets any and every person and thing he wants that way. "Because you're here at the AVNs. Most people who get their hands

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