Conversation In Elie Wiesel's 'Night'

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Q: Why didn’t the little skeleton go to see a scary movie? A: He didn’t have the guts! Q: Why did the handsome vampire need mouthwash? A: Because he had bat breath! Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? A: It raises their spirits to higher levels! Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To go to the body shop! Q: Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A: It’s drafty under that sheet! Q: What can’t you give the headless horseman? A: A headache! Q: Where did the goblin kick the football? A: Over the ghoul line! Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A: Mas-scare-a! Q: How does a girl vampire flirt? A: She bats her eyes! Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A: A grave problem! Q: Why was the mummy so tense? A:

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