Joe A Story of Drinking, Possibly Death, and Cows Joe was not the brightest person, but he was smart about one thing. Except for in this story. He was being very stupid, and drove off a bridge. He did not do it intentionally, so you may be wondering, “Why are you calling him stupid?” Well, he was stupid, because he was drunk, but let me start about two hours prior to what I have just told you.. Joe loved to party, in fact every Friday, he either hosted, or went to a party. He was normally safe about parties, and never drank or did drugs when he was at one. This time, however, Joe was getting bored, and wished he could have as much fun as his friends at parties, so he decided to drink one beer. That one beer turned into many beers, and shots …show more content…
It did not end well for Joe, because he was not good at driving in the first place. As Joe was heading home across the bridge, he began hallucinating, and saw a cow in the middle of the street. He lived in the city, so there was obviously no cow. Joe swerved and drove straight off the bridge,hitting his head on the fall, but other than that minor injury, Joe was fine, as the old truck plunged into the river below. Immediately he began to try to get unbuckled, but for some reason, like in all the car crash scenes in every movie ever, his seat belt got stuck. He got out his pocket knife, and broke free of the belt, and proceeded to smash his beer bottle against the window. The window shattered and water began pouring into the small pickup truck. Joe took a deep breath, and held it as the water began to fill in the cab of the truck.He looked over, and saw a full bottle of beer in the back seat. Joe stretched his arm out and grabbed ahold around the bottle, as the water reached his neck. Joe took another big breath, and squeezed out the window. He began swimming for all he was worth. His head shot through the top of the river, and he took in all the breath he could fill in his lungs, as he looked for the