As one of Mr. Frog’s best friends, Jeff will be delivering his eulogy. Mr.Frog was truly a loved member of society. He regularly helped clean up the local lily pad, Taught tadpoles how to swim, and was and always was ready to help. As he now lies in front of us double injected with latex we will remember him and the life he lived.
Mr.Frog was born into a poor family living on only one fly a week. His parents, Mr.Frog Sr. and Mrs Frog slaved away at the Lucky Charms Factory living on minimum wage just to get by. When the factory closed in 2000 Mr. Frog’s Parents couldn’t find work and left Mr.Frog by himself while they looked for work.
The next month was the start of The Great Frog War. Mr.Frog was drafted into the war at 18 fighting for the United Frogs of America. He made many friends. He didn’t believe in the war .Mr.frog
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Frog was a business owner, community helper, and made the world’s longest jump in 2004. Most of all he was a grandfather and a friend. His 112th grand tadpole was just born last week never to know the joy that her grandpa would have given her. Nice and kind are only a few words that describe the selflessness and loving character of Mr.Frog. On this morning as we mourn a lost friend, we realize Mr.Frog has done more for us than we can ever repay.
Mr.Frog left a lasting legacy for his children and grand tadpoles. He owned the world’s largest frog limb replacement agency called “Gotta Hop Somehow” His children say they will carry on the family tradition of owning the business which has blessed them so much. When Mr.frog started the business he had next to nothing. He was fighting the IRS when he discovered that he needed to make frog legs for amputees. Once he started to do that his business boomed. After The Great Frog War many frogs were left without limbs and now he has a multi million dollar company.
Now that we lay this frog, friend, dad, and grandpa to rest we recognize that Mr. Frog was, is, and always will be our best friend and