So, your campus is in danger and you need the skills to defend it, I suggest becoming Batman. Who wouldn’t want to be Batman? Sure it’ll take you twenty odd years but you get to be impossibly rich, a master fighter and sought after by all of the women of the world. However, in order to really be ready for the iconic mask and cowl, there are some goals you must reach first. Becoming Batman can be an easy achievement, if of course, you have rich/dead parents, an over the top genius level IQ, have mastered almost all styles of martial arts, and are in the most killer shape a person can achieve. The first step to becoming Batman is relatively easy, be very rich. Or, more accurately, have very rich parents. However, if you didn’t win the genetic lottery, and you didn 't happen to be born with loaded parents then you better look elsewhere. With that first step hindered you’re left with just a few options. First, you could try to win the actual lottery, but we all know that those odds are stacked against you. The other option is to, still at a young age, orchestrate the death of your real parents so you can get adopted by rich parents and have them killed as well. It’s a lot of work, I know. Hopefully, if you have done this properly you now have all the best years of your life ahead of you and all the money in the world to prepare for the next steps. Next, you better be ready to hit the books and smarten up if you’re going to match the dark knight. Bruce Wayne has a remarkable