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Process Essay: War For The Ice Cream Sandwich

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Randy Vaughan Mr. Bertelson English III 7 November, 2017 War for the Ice Cream Sandwich Well hello father fricker, what’s up? How you doing sweet thang? Well since you don’t want to tell me I’m just going to guess you have an insatiable hunger for an ice cream sandwich. Well today is your freaking lucky day because I have to write a process paper, and you need an ice cream sandwich. The first but most difficult step in this glorious process is to go to the store to get the goods. Once you start walking into the store you have to go straight to the ice cream. Try not to get caught up talking with friends and getting other stuff. All you need is ice cream and cookies so go get it. Now that you’re in the ice cream aisle you might be lucky and not have to fight for the ice cream, but every once in awhile you might find an old lady taking the last container. If you see this you will instantly go into a rage because you need that ice cream. You will go to the old lady and start fighting her for it. Once you rip it from her cold wrinkly hands, you can then happily go and pay for the ice cream and go home. …show more content…

Once you get that spoon you need to open the cookie and ice cream container and very gently lay the cookies out. Now stab the spoon in the ice cream and dig out the biggest scoop you can get your filthy grandma beating hands on. Slap that big scoop on top of one of the cookies. Here’s the part where you have a choice. If you just want ice cream and cookies, you can proceed to the next paragraph like the normal scoundrel you are. If you’re like me and want to get a little saucy with it you can grab a banana and start slicing it up. Now that you’ve cut it up you can you can layer those big boys on top of the ice

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