The Divine Comedy: Dante's Inferno

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Furries, the furry community, FurAfin... (Oh my, the fuck am I doing with my life.) So I decided to pull a Square Enix and make another 7 Levels of Being a Furry: HD Remix. Or in this current case: Dante's Edition. So if you've read The Divine Comedy: Dante's Inferno, you should know that he believes there are seven levels of hell. (Okay, I know there are actually nine levels but for the sake of this argument, we're going with seven.) Seven levels of torture that get progressively worse for the sins that humans have committed over the span of their life. As he went further down, he saw more sinning humans and in turn, more torture. On the first level would be people who weren't baptized or didn't believe in God, and the seventh level …show more content…

More than likely these friends will stop wanting to talk to you because they're fucking terrified, or they might just go for the instant block. But if you happen to be friends with a furry of or around the same level, I can guarantee that yours and his behaviors will bring each other down to the third phase, Level 3: The Planning Phase, or as I like to call it: The "Thicc" Stage. This is the stage where you have a fully blown, original fursona. At this point, you've dropped a good $5,000 worth of artwork on the fucker, which is the equivalent to like three art pieces and one sketch, knowing the pricing for fucking commissions nowadays. Now that you have your fursona, you've officially gone on to planning out your first suit. How much it'll cost, where you're going to get the exotic fibers, and how long it will take before your parents find said project that you hid in your closet from them. Along with stages 1 and 2 you've gone fully blown into enforcing kinks into your fursona, I mean, I... I don't blame Pyro, that's a thicc ass dragon. Level 4: The Suiter …show more content…

So a friend of mine likes to split furries into two categories the syrup furries and the diet coke furries. Diet coke furries being probably the first couple levels of being a furry, a syrup being the rest. Firstly, I'd have to say I'm a diet coke furry, but who knows what's going to happen. Of course, I'm interested in it, yes, but I guess I'm more of a sidelines kind of guy who would just be sipping a Dr. Pepper while the fursuits are fucking in the corner. Sup, my lads it's Sloth here. So the other day Beta hit me up in the DMs, asking me to give my opinion of what level furry I think I am. Now, this is a little bit awkward saying I've made a video on furries in the past and let's just say I didn't exactly talk about them too kindly. In my own opinion, I would even put them at the bottom of the scale of respectable fandoms, and that's saying something when there's a fuck ton of weeaboos