You're driving along at 10 kilometres over the speed limit to keep up with the rest of traffic. You are simply going with “the flow”, when suddenly you see flashing lights behind your car. You must think about what you are going to say or do to try and get out of the ticket but you are not sure what the game plan will be. In order to talk your way out of a speeding ticket you must pick your nose, begin blabbering and start crying The first step is to pick your nose. As the officer approaches, casually start picking your nose. He/she will be disgusted by the action, which is exactly what you want because they will be touching your gooey items. Once the officer realizes this, they most likely will let you go with a warning so they won’t have