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Transcripts From An Ouija Board Interview With Karl Marx

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Transcripts from a Ouija board interview with the man himself. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, live from Highgate cemetery in London, an interview with Karl Marx. Name: 1.jpg Views: 7 Size: 8.9 KB Name: 2.jpg Views: 7 Size: 12.8 KB Well Karl, how are you? Been a long time. Which was worse then, hell on earth under Communism, or death as a welcome relief? “Well, it came as a bit of a shock, you know. Death was so sudden, like waking up one morning thinking you’re the smartest kid on the block and finding out you’ve shared all you have and everyone is laughing because they’ve now got more than you.” Looking back, what other scams could you have come up with? “Well, I did think of that myself. You know, I spent a bit of time
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