Zombie Apocalypse Satire

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Djimon Jones Long period 4
0ct. 22, 2015

How Not to Not Die

Life is a valuable thing to have,one should never want to loose a life of own or person of family.
It's is hard enough in the world with things people are afraid of or worried about throughout life. what if life was just something that may not be as important, that maybe death is the greater option. That something came in and took over, which changed ones prospective on life and the will to fight. Maybe it's just that time, the world is coming to and end and one just has to be alert and determined to be ready when it does. This may sound unpleasant but it's true with all theses outbreaks of disease and new drugs something going to happen, be prepared a zombie apocalypse may be near. …show more content…

One may not think about stuff like "maybe having to kill a loved one " and "having to see people die. One may definitely change prospectively on life and may even think twice about being religious. So one has to think; what to do to prepare? What people will survive? It may seem overwhelming to picture all of this, but one needs to be prepared to stay alive in a world full of zombies.

An Outbreak of zombies would be or is not something for one to take lightly, if he/she would like to stay alive. Rules and procedures do apply when it comes to making it through the multiples days of the vast world of zombies. One may want to make sure he follows some of the main key points and rules of surviving, a zombie outbreak. Keep to these very concrete rules and regulations to be prepared and make it more than one day in the outbreak.

1. Supplies are needed Every house should have a "zombie kit" that consists of food, water, medication, , duct tape, a radio, clothes, first-aid supplies and weapons of mass destruction. Water, food and weapons are the three most valuable things one will need to