Zombies Are So Overrated

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Zombies are so overrated. What really baffles me is the tendency for people to get bit, scratched, and maimed for stupid reasons. To be completely honest, it isn’t the virus people should worry about, it’s plain ignorance. In a way, this whole virus and world ending thing isn’t so bad. All of the people who would have bogged down society are gone, leaving geniuses behind to rule the world. Here’s the deal, zombies don’t walk very fast, and they might as well have ADD because they so easily distracted. In this apocalypse, no one knows I am alive. Those I loved died because of their own stupidity, and hardheartedness is something I cherish. I have taken residence in a big two-story house across from the school. My house has a large fence