Once upon a time in the wonderful world of Australia, there lived a Kangaroo, a Tasmanian devil, and a spooky Snake. One day, the Kangaroo, known for his pretentious ways, sat on the top of the hill and yelled, “I am the fastest swimmer in all of Australia, no one can swim faster or better than me!” In the distance, you could here the Tasmanian Devil say, “That’s a lie and you know it, you scallywag! I am the fastest swimmer in the whole East!”. Then the Snake chimed in saying “You’re all fools, I am the best swimmer in the whole wide world.”
The three of them beleaguered each other until the Blobfish added, “How about we all have a race and see who the best swimmer is?” The other animals agreed that this was an excellent idea, but refused