1. Focus on the best and delegate the rest 2. sometimes offense is the best defense 3.If future can't be predicted why not create it 4. How you make others think about themselves says a lot about you 5.If everything is perfect, you would neither learn nor grow 6. Failure is not opposite of success it's a part of success 7.success and attitude are equally as important as ability 8.i want to be your favourite hello and hardest goodbye 9. I do what you won't today so that i can what you can't tomorrow 10. Don't tell god how strong is your problem, tell your problem how strong your god is! 11.Be like a star which is self iilluminating, so that darkness cant hide you 12. Remember you are unique just like everyone else 13.Travel is not …show more content…
It took me twenty minutes to shuffle the cards to play solitaire 15.I like it when I buy a bag of air, and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it. 16.People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit taste like. 17.If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN 18.Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of. 19.When someone says "hey man, its been a while!" I can't help but think "I've been avoiding you, but you're becoming a better finder." 20.I hate when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn't follow the script 21.Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 12 people called me...I need smarter friends. 22.Dear life, When I said "can my day get any worse?" it was a rhetorical question, not a …show more content…
25.You always have that bit of hope inside you during a fire drill, that your school is actually on fire. 26.Ten years from now, one of the hardest challenges our kids will face will be finding a username that's still available. 27.Social media is just like my refrigerator. I check it every 10 minutes and yet there's nothing new. 28.Recipes are like dating profiles. They never look like the picture... 29.What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, then when I get tired, I put the mirror down. 30.I believe in magic because it's the only way to explain how fitted sheets get folded. 31.What if I told you I could literally cut your phone bill in HALF with an exciting new product called scissors?! 32. Once a couple did a baby photoshoot with burrito! Some much love and emotion! 33.Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos. 34.Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating... 35.Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools