Olivia Egg: A Narrative Fiction

One nice 35 degree day in the fridge came an unusual sound. “Ahhhh” came a scream.
As alarmed civilians looked up they couldn't see where the scream was coming from. Confused they looked around but no one found anyone who was in trouble or in pain. But later that day….
“Oh my Lord!” said Olivia Olive , “What is that?”
On the ground was or used to be Ellen Egg. She looked to be beaten so badly she was only a mushy yellow substance. She was found in the back of the refrigerator next to the moldy old cheese’s house. No wonder she wasn't found sooner. No one's talked to him in years. Quickly the world class detective Stephanie Salami was brought in on the case.
“What seems to be the problem here?” asked Stephanie.
“ Well, earlier today we

“ Did Ellen have any known enemies?” she asked.
“ No” started Olivia. “ Exactly the opposite everyone loved Ellen, she was the most liked and perfect person in town.”
“Interesting,” said Stephanie “And you say she's “perfect”,”
“ Of course she was, she had the biggest house, hottest husband,and had the loveliest children,” admitted Olivia.
“ Well looks like someone's jealous and didn't want her around,” thought Stephanie.
“ Wait!! Some people did hate her,” Olivia exclaimed. “Three to be exact,”
“Oh, who are they?” Stephanie asked.
“Well there’s Richard Rhubarb, Amber Apple, and Taylor Tilapia.” stated Olivia. “Last year Amber was upset that Ellen's child won a beauty pageant and her’s didn't.” “ And Richard was Ellen’s high school sweetheart and one day 15 years ago just decided to dump him for Jason Jelly Jar’s rock hard abs and

“ Amber, only the machine will tell us,” says Stephanie. “ So Amber did you kill Ellen Egg?”
“Of course not,” shrieks Amber.
“ This can't be,” says Ethan in amazement. “ She's not lying,”
“ Told you none of us did it,” says Taylor.
As all of the suspects start to exit the room Stephanie is wondering how none of them could have committed the crime. They all had the motive she thought.
“ Oh my Lord,” screams Stephanie “I know who did it,”

…..At the police station…

“ And that is how the purple hand print on Ms. Eggs body lead me right to you, Mr Jelly Jar.” says Stephanie.
“ Darn my wonderful skin tone,” mumbles Jason.
“ Only one question remains, why did you murder your own wife?” asks Stephanie.
“ I did it because, she was always so needy and wanted me to be the person she wanted me be not who I wanted to be,” admits Jason
“ That's no excuse to kill her,” says Stephanie. “ Weel Mr. Jelly Jar I'm afraid you will have to be taken to taken to the freezer for life,”
“ No please,” Jason pleads.
“ I'm afraid I can't do that sir,” says Stephanie, “ Guards,”
Then walk in Daniel Date, Hanna Hamburger, and Tabby toast to take him away. The