Personal Narrative: My Name To Señor Starbuck Kenobi

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I checked google and it looks like the average couple is together 2.8 years before they get married. (Isn 't that how these types of announcements are supposed to begin, with a cold robotic dispassionate statistic? #SocialSkills) So here 's a conversation piece for you - you now know a couple that has been together 23 (yes, twenty-three) years before *finally* getting married. After 23 years of sickness, health, births, deaths, dogs, shared debt, maybe a hundred vehicles :) ... we ran off to Vegas and tied the knot. Shockingly, I did not take advantage of this legal opportunity to change my name to Señor Starbuck Kenobi, as most people might